January 2012
December 2011
Getting shit-faced tonight and need a ride home?
If you’re planning on getting wasted tonight and find you are too drunk to drive, you can call AAA (regardless of whether or not you’re a member) at 1-800-AAA-HELP (1-800-222-4357) and they will tow your car and your drunk ass home for free, provided you are within ten miles of it. Just call that number and say to the operator “I need a Tipsy Tow”. This service is available...
brothervondoom:
lol my town just had an earthquake and everyone is freaking the fuck out
Non-Californians have the most entertaining reactions to quakes.
Panda caught eating meat on camera →
Shit, pandas are eating meat. The end of the world is nigh.
You Know You're Trans* When: #1997 You see a...
Hahahaha whaaaaaat. Who has done this?? Hahahahahaha!
