December 2010
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cows
Me: Well, like on the back of boxes they say that you
Me: should have about a 2,000 calorie a day diet.
Damien: I don't read that stuff. I read about how wonderful the ingredients are
Damien: and how nicely they treat their cows or whatever. (:
Me: "We feed our cows cupcakes"
Me: "and pet them thrice daily"
Me: "if they're good we even braid their tails"
Damien: I so misread that as "braid their balls"
Damien: I was like NO I THINK THAT IS MISTREATMENT
Damien: THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL
Me: AHAHAHAHAAHAA
Me: THAT IS SO GOING ON TUMBLR
Damien: HAHAAHAAA yessssssssss
people who masturbate...
dilmos:
glamydia:
brohansolo:
with their left hand
hi
ya
o hai!
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“No one owns being good. I’m good. I just don’t believe I’ll be rewarded for it...”
– Ricky Gervais (via sofapizza)
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At 1am in the morning...
cuntfuckmcgee:
missbgleek:
Normal People:
Tumblr People:
why can’t I stop laughing omfggg
I wish my followers loved me
We do!
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ihateofficemax:
i ate 21 year old Laffy Taffy today :0 it was awful. i do not recommend.
Never eat food that is older than you are. ;)
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